I regret nothing. Birthdays were invented by Hallmark to sell cards. Ron Swanson, 18. Here are Leslies best Parks and Rec love quotes (and self-love mantras): If you love dark humor, you already know all about April. See additional information. Parks and Recreation is a hilarious show that ran for seven seasons and some of the bestParks and Recquotesstill make us laugh today. I have several men in rotation. On nights like this, when the cold winds blow, and the air is awash in the swirling eddies of our dreams, come with me and find safe havenin a warm bathtub full of my jazz." Hang in there. This article was originally published on Oct. 25, 2019, A Mom In Denmark Posted A Video Of A Staffed Playground & It's Total Heaven, A Mom Unboxed All of Her Collector Barbie Dolls With Her Daughter. Parks and Recreation first aired more than a decade ago in April 2009 and featured a cast of characters serving as the staff of the Parks and Recreation Department of the fictional Indiana town Pawnee. "It's not over. Do you understand?" How we deal with tragedy defines who we are. Ooh, hold on actually, hang on. Jogging is the worst. Which is water that's lying about being milk." 2. Ron, "Any dog under 50 pounds is a cat, and cats are pointless." Theyre all terriblebut you have them. He's thinking of Harry Potter, but yes. And I dont have to work! If you dont believe in love, whats the point of living? Im getting mad right now from thinking about it!, I feel like you were mad at me yesterday and I don't know why. When it comes to our closest BFFs, the word "boundaries" just doesn't exist. And, real talk, these may be even funnier to watch than the show itself. Its called the Pawnee City Hall. And he would always guess that the main character had been dead the whole time. Well waffles might be just as important, maybe even a little more so, but that's up for you to decide. Terms of Use Windows are the eyes to the house. Andy Dwyer, 21. Even when he has a hernia and is confined to a chair, Ron is a force to be reckoned with. Sometimes after being friends with somebody for an extended period of time, we canoften take theirfriendship for granted. Often times it feels like Andy and April are on their own little planet. I love you. Ron, "Never half-ass two things. Sometimes when we find ourselves in a romantic relationship we tend to push aside our platonic relationships without meaning to. Leslie, "I once worked with a guy for three years and never learned his name. But February 13, Galentine's Day, is about celebrating lady friends." Parks Quotes (34 quotes) - Goodreads Beyond the keyboard and the screen, Im someone whos out to enjoy every bit that life has to offer! Three alternate endings were filmed for the season four finale. It was kind of indescribable, actually. The show survived through seven seasons for a total of 125 episodeswhich only means a lot of content from Ron Swanson's character that are hilarious both in and out of context. I love this idea and I love me for thinking of it. You put it first. Leslie Knope, 26. Silly straws all around, please. April Ludgate, This seems like the type of place where a Ska band would go to shoot heroin. Ann Perkins, I have never taken the high road. I care a lot. Even if you have never seen the show, the list below will make you laugh with your heart, as we have included the funniest and most genuine quotes of the series, about love, friends, work, and life. Ovaries before brovaries., Ann, there is nothing harder in the entire world than saying no to your beautiful face., If I seem too passionate, its because I care. When we think of government work, we almost immediately think its boring and repetitive. Permalink: She's an exceptional human being, who married a well-intentioned goof ball. Best friend I ever had. One persons annoying is anothers inspiring and heroic. Leslie Knope, 20. They eat, they sleep, they complain. I didnt actually sell my car, I just forgot where I parked it. At least he's trying, right? Ovaries before brovaries." Andy, "My name is Burt Macklin. "I'm fine. But its my destiny. Leslie Knope, 15. April, "When they say 2% milk, I don't know what the other 98% is." One penis in particular Leslie Knope, Leslie, I typed your symptoms into the thing up here, and it says you could have network connectivity problems. Andy Dwyer, I am big enough to admit that I am often inspired by myself. Leslie Knope, Now, go find your team, and get to work. Leslie Knope, Are you kidding me? Theres nothing we cant do if we work hard, never sleep, and shirk from all other responsibilities in our lives. When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. On top of that, leading into my bedroom, a second red carpet. I read that one on a can of lemonade. And you can trust me. Leslie Knope, 7. But work is third. Leslie Knope, (Season 3, Episode 13), 14. Tom Haverford, 17. And so, here are the top 50 quotes From Parks and Recreation. The end. Ron Swanson, 23. "Time is money; Money is power; Power is pizza; Pizza is knowledge. And above anything else, I just want to be with you forever." April Ludgate, 19. It's never over. You know these words mean a whole lot when they're coming from April Ludgate. Parks and Recreation Recap: I Love You and I Like You - Vulture 55 April Ludgate Quotes For Every People-Hating, Animal-Loving Witch We need to remember what's important in life: Friends, waffles and work. Nick Offerman and Aubrey Plaza have the same birthday. We still never speak sometimes." Amy Poehler said that she and Nick Offerman shot a make-out scene for the gag reel for each season. Ovaries before brovaries. But I will not break it a sixth. Chris Traeger, I wonder who else was born in Eagleton. I dont know. It's too easy to fall into the trap of taking on more than you can manage, but your energy is better spent if you focus it on the projects or hobbies that you're passionate about. Lets go! April Ludgate, 5. Its like I always say, When life gives you lemons, you sell some of your grandmas jewelry, and go clubbing. Jean Ralphio, 7. Just remember, every time you look up at the moon, I, too, will be looking at a moon. Doesnt matter, but work is third. My dream is to have the park system privatized and run entirely by for-profit corporations, like Chuck E. Cheese. Even when we saw Ratatouille. Ann Perkins (Season 2, Episode 2), 28. I know it keeps you healthy, but God, at what cost? Ann Perkins, Red carpet. Not the same moon, obviously, Thats impossible. Andy Dwyer, Sometimes you gotta work a little so you can ball a lot. Tom Haverford, We have to remember whats important in life: friends, waffles, and work. 54 Best Ron Swanson Quotes from 'Parks and Recreation' - Men's Health We got to third base. Not the same moon, obviously. Its like Lilith Fair, minus the angst. Leslie Knope, The less I know about other peoples affairs, the happier I am. John Ralphio: I like your energy, Hombre! Bossman, I wanna go home early. "Now, go find your team, and get to work." Anne says this quote with Leslie in mind, and it makes us light up with joy. You're all I need. Here are some funny Parks and Rec quotes about life, love, and friendship that we'll never forget. Lets go! April Ludgate (Season 6, Episode, 10), 2. We still never talk sometimes. This line explains how millennials solve problems in a nutshell. We had removed five cartoon penises not even 10 percent when we were shut down due to lack of funding. I have never taken the high road. This belief was further amplified when I joined Quote Ambition. You have to go after it with a club. And Bette Midler. Lose him. "Just remember, every time you look up at the moon, I, too, will be looking at a moon. Winning is every girls dream. That's ridiculous., I like saying No, it lowers their enthusiasm., Capitalism: God's way of determining who is smart and who is poor., If any of you need anything at all, too bad. Please consult your doctor before taking any action. Andy, "Ron and Diane, sitting in a tree. Whats Galentines Day? True friends are the ones who are there for you whenever you need them and vice versa. Leslie Knope, RELATED:30 Timeless Grey's Anatomy Quotes About Life, Love, And Friendship. Although Ann and Leslie would make the perfect couple in another world because they are both so freakin' in love with each other, Leslie points out how they are "tragically" both heterosexual. If you and your partner rewatch Parks and Rec as your comfort show of choice, it only makes sense that youd want to use Parks and Rec love quotes to text them, write in their Valentines Day card, or use as an Instagram caption. Lose him. Please consult your doctor before taking any action. "Winning is every girl's dream. I think youve got several options. All rights reserved. It's hard to believe that we said goodbye to our favorite Pawnee, Indiana residents almost six years ago. Fans love it not just because of the main characters funny quips on life; its also adored because of its side characters, writing style, and everyones chemistry! There has never been a sadness that cant been cured by breakfast food.Ron Swanson (Season 6, Episode 13), 10. This becomes the foundation of the series hilarious plot and scenes. Im fine. I think youve got several options. Leslie Knope, 23. I want to travel the world with her. When Andy and I used to go to the movies, he would always try to guess the ending of the movie. Wait, wait. Quote Ambition is your source for quotes. But I tell other people to cause then theres more room for me on the low road. Tom Haverford, 10. By Adrianna Freedman Published:. Through the quotes Ive read, collected, organized, and written about, I found that humans are resilient, creative, and compassionate. Let's go!" April Ludgate (Season 6, Episode, 10) 2. Its Leslie. Ron will do anything to prevent any government project from getting done, and he sure does love crushing the dreams of those working on them. She loved the story anyway. The studio keeps him on the air for so long that it even changes the name of the show to You're On With Ron. The sitcom is inspired by real events and during its seventh season, it has hosted real-life political figures such as John McCain, Michelle Obama, and Joe Biden. This is simply not the case for Leslie Knope. Plus there is nothing more hilarious than imagining John Ralphio and Craig horseback riding together in the peaceful wilderness. Parks & Rec: 10 Storylines That Were Never Resolved, Parks & Recreation: April Ludgate's 10 Most Relatable Quotes. Do not float like a butterfly. Now go find your team. On top of that, this moment is elevated to higher levels of hilarity with this outstanding line. Or waffles, friends, work. But yes, Ben. Obviously, it didnt go to him, but the writers and creators loved him so much they wrote the character just for him. But I tell other people to cause then theres more room for me on the low road. Tom Haverford, Im gonna get drunk and then Im gonna order a three-course meal where each course is made of dessert. Leslie Knope, There are three acceptable haircuts: high and tight, crew cut, buzz cut. Ron Swanson, Ugh. I know it keeps you healthy, but god, at what cost?" Hoes before bros. Uteruses before duderuses. Enjoy a compilation of their bloopers, below. Her mission may sound simple, but is facing constant setbacks due to annoying bureaucrats, selfish neighbors, and government barriers. Its just that life is pointless and nothing matters and Im always tired. Andy Dwyer, Put some alcohol in your mouth to block with words from coming out. Ron Swanson, Im big enough to admit that I am often inspired by myself. Leslie Knope, Boss man, I wanna go home early. And Ive gone through the five stages of grief: Denial, anger, internet commenting, cat adoption, African dance, cat returning to the adoption place, watching all the episodes of Murphy Brown, and not giving a flying fart. Leslie Knope, Idaho cut their parks department by 80 percent. Andy, "I was born ready. Thats the whole point of marriage! Theres no noise allowed on Mondays. Theres only one thing I hate more than lying; skim milk. TV series quotes. Abuse him. See additional information. Ugh. Unfortunately, Leslie gets sick and is forced to go to the hospital, and of course, Andy is no help at all. When they say 2% milk I dont know what the other 98% is. When they say two percent milk, I dont know what the other 98 percent is. "I regret nothing. When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Not the same moon, obviously. Remember the time jump in season seven? When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Theyre all terrible, but you have them. Chris Traeger, 8. "There's only one thing I hate more than lying: skim milk. I am 100% certain that I am 0% sure of what Im going to do. Here are a few of them: Pawnee's library department is the most diabolical ruthless bunch of bureaucrats I've ever seen. Im not interested in caring about people. Im like an elephant, okay? Obviously. April Ludgate (Season 5, Episode 21), 19. Our favorite gang from Pawnee is known for dropping some of the funniest lines this side of the Indiana state line. I stand behind my decision to avoid salad and other disgusting things. Leslie Knope (Season 4, Episode 5), 30. Oh, its only the best day of the year. It's always hilarious to see Andy have an epiphany. You loveHarry Potter! The less I know about other peoples affairs, the happier I am. And above anything else, I just want to be with you forever. Ben Wyatt, I havent felt this good in years. Some may call their friendship unhealthy due to their complete lack of boundaries, but we just call it beautiful because we want to spend every second of every day with our favorite person in the world just like Anne and Leslie. Do I look like I drink water? Donna Meagle (Season 4, Episode 17), 18. I promised myself I was not going to cry tonight, and Ive already broken that promise five times. I wouldnt wish it on my worst enemy. Leslie Knope, 38. Hogwarts is fictional. I know it keeps you healthy, but God, at what cost? Ann Perkins (Season 4, Episode 7), 16. Never broaden your horizons. April Ludgate, I regret nothing. I like pretty, dark-haired women, and breakfast food. Ron Swanson, If you dont believe in love, whats the point of living? Ron Swanson, I love how independent my wife is, and for that reason, I will not let her speak! Did you hear that bird?" And its not just because of the supplements he has me taking and the soluble fiber and the increase in regularity. I typed your symptoms into the thing up here, and it says you could have network connectivity problems. If you believe that any Site Content infringes upon your copyright, please notify us by email support@quotecatalog.com. Its like Lilith Fair, minus the angst. Based around cheerful administratorLeslie Knope (Poehler), who works in the Parks Department of fictional Pawnee, the political satire also featured cameos fromsome well-known political figureslike Joe Biden and Michelle Obama. Andy, "When I was a baby, my head was so big, scientists did experiments on me." In a world filled with people asking you questions and invading your privacy, it feels good to watch someone take a stand and say what needs to be said. Whatever that work is that you find worth doing. Your friend will make you feel better. One persons annoying is anothers inspiring and heroic. Leslie Knope (Season 6, Episode 5), 17. Parks and Recreation: Where Are They Now? You just gotta love Billy Eichner in this show. Your BFF will not only make you feel better but they will treat you to an even better date. As well as the porn version, Our Goo. Brandy Maxx, Daddy, someone started a fire in your car because you took too long and (, I totally hear you, but erm, I also dont like what youre saying. Just remember Ron Swanson's wise and simple mantra. So I want to spend the rest of my life with you, is that cool?, I love Andy, but to be perfectly honest, Mouse Rats music is not my thing. Only Andy could hurt himself by running into an ambulance. Im big enough to admit that I am often inspired by myself. Leslie Knope, 14. You take care of it. Point is, jobs come and go, but waffles and friendship are forever! "When Andy proposed to me he gave me a Ringpop, but then he ate it first." I love you. Ben its been an honor watching you work today. I'm Ron f%$king Swanson." I once worked with a guy for three years and never learned his name. Turns out, it was the wrong house. We take from each others hearts and courage, and its through our individual experiences that we learn how to rise above our challenges and pain. I am a goddess, a glorious female warrior. Leslie Knope (Season 4, Episode 4), 5. NBC Parks and Rec might be off the air but the love of its unique characters lives on, including Aziz Ansari's Tom Haverford. When Leslie has troublemaker Greg Pikitis holed up for vandalism, Andy goes in to try to get him to confess. Ron, "There's only one thing I hate more than lying: skim milk. I care a lot. That came out wrong. Ben Wyatt, I am deeply, ridiculously in love with you. In this classic episode, Tom and Donna go on an all-out shopping spree, and they drag Ben along to make him feel better after breaking up with Leslie. From the golden retriever-esque Mouse Ratsinger to the waffle-obsessed boss, everyone on this show is instantly loveable. They have an impeccable business model. Theres only one thing I hate more than lying: skim milk. One time, my refrigerator stopped working. Shes the worst person Ive ever met. When it comes down to it, our BFF is our true soulmate, and nobody knows this better than Leslie Knope. And as the rest of him grew, somehow, his head got smaller. Doesn't matter, but work is third." I like to think it applies to life. Andy Dwyer (Season 3, Episode 15), 25. I know it keeps you healthy, but God, at what cost? February 14, Valentines Day, is about celebrating romance.